you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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