so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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