She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Say something about gay babies.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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