You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Where did you get a picture of my penis
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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