Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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