I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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