Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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