hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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