Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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