do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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