But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You dont lie about slip and slides
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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