My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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