please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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