I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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