i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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