she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
