Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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