I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
as a side note pls kill me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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