you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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