i think i have herpe
just one?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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