I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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