im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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