Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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