she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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