She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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