Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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