Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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