Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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