I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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