I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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