is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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