Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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