I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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