so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
babies were throwing up all over the place
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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