I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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