they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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