i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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