yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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