**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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