Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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