It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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