seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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