David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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