just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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