we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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