People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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