I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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