You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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