you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize