She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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