i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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