I think my vagina is haunted
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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