gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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