This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Can I color on your dick again?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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