Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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