And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wish I only lived at night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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